Tip of the day for Saturday:
When taking pictures of yourself in the mirror, don't use the flash.
Tip of the day for Sunday:
Child-proof caps aren't.
Tip of the day for Monday:
Don't fasten your seat belt with an egg in your pocket.
Tip of the day for Tuesday:
If you want to be treated with courtsey, walk with a cane.
Tip of the day for Wednesday:
Before shooting at a snake on a concrete driveway, be sure your new car is not in the background.
Tip of the day for Thursday:
Before you throw a cup of ice out the car window, be sure the window is open.
Tip of the day for Friday:
Before you write a "tip of the day" list for the days of the week, be sure you have at least seven tips.
Howard