> > You know what this message forum needs? More car chases.
> >
> > (Dave gets in his car and starts chasing after Stephen, who is riding his bicycle.)
> >
> > -- Dave
>
> And ninjas. Ninjas just make a message forum.
>
> (Suddenly a black-clad Faux Pas jumps on top of Dave's car, thrusting a sword downward through the roof.)


Sure thing, Dave bro. Let's just clip out that totally, totally whacked out French car-chase scene from "Ronin", turn it into an .AVI movie, and play it continuously right here at the end of your message, day and night. 'Course, it has fake Samurai instead of Ninjas... and is rather lacking in any romantic swordplay handiwork or pretty girls whatsoever... But, you can always make up for that by adding an undead, alien psycho assassin fencer flying around inside a giant space weta and chasing after Stephen on his trike.