I'm out of practice
With a rhyme
But here's an attempt
To make it chime
The structure's odd and so's the time
These days that's no crime.
So: an Ode
(in no particular mode)
To Wolfspirit the sublime.

Computer advice for any occasion
Short, Canadian and Asian
Metallurgy, dramaturgy
Or help with mathematical equation
Our very favourite Canis lupus
Wolfie's simply super-dupus
If Rinkworks was Trek,
She'd be our Science Officer, I expeck
With ears like Spock's,
Or those of a Fox,
Fang Down On Ox from the anagram box,
She totally rocks.

Semantic,
Non-pedantic,
Seldom frantic,
A neuro...mantic,
She has Dave swooning,
She instigates mooning
(With parentheses
and dashes like these --
Don't suggest she would do it in real life, please!)

From midichondrians to theology,
Good advice and microbiology
All with scientific methodology
Her posts need no apology.
Precision,
Vision,
And (in addition)
A lack of derision
For the rest of us fools.
Wolfspirit rules.

I couldn't send a birthday card
(Being offline can be hard)
So I wrote this little ditty.
Hopefully it's not too ... lacking in literary merit.