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W'dn't it be awful eff'n ev'rythin' posted hyar was helter-skelter through th' Dialeckizer fust? ah doesn't knows if
ah can do it, but ah's a-gonna try. W'd yo' believe ah almost nevah use th' cut-an'-paste feature? Less see now:
fust ah click on Edit..
from the twisted mind