> > > > This one was a very tricky reader poll to answer; I would have gone for 'All of the Above (except nothing)' if it were an option. Games/Toys was my first choice, with Dust a close second. :) But I've also got some books under there, and some miscellaneous stuff that there was no better place for, and probably some mystery stuff that's been lost under there.
> > > >
> > > > P.S. No monsters under the bed?
> > >
> > > There were lots of monsters under my bed, but when I got big enough, I sent 'em packin'. Now there's nothing there but boxes. Lots of broken down boxes.
> > >
> > > Gri"yeah"shny
> >
> > My daughter got a monster joke book for Christmas, and I happen to remember this one:
> >
> > Q) How do you know that there's a monster under your bed?
> >
> > A) Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
> >
> > Before groaning, just remember it's a kid's book.
> >
> > Tra "that's one of the better ones" nio
>
> Heard it, but with an elephant in the place of the monster.
>
> Nyper"Wondering if that joke came from Tusk-any"old

I looked under my bed and
"It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people-eater. Sure looked strange to me."
How"an' a li'l' dust"ard