> > > > (snip)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's not like that at all. Lots of people like to eat bagels with cream cheese and lox (smoked salmon). Salmon cream cheese combines the two into a single topping. You just wouldn't use it to make cheesecake.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's like buying peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. A little weird, but it makes sense.
> > > > >
> > > > > The salmon cream cheese *is* quite tasty. But that's really the only cream cheese I'll put on a bagel.
> > > > > I have, however, tossed a block of cream cheese into a blender with about 5 cloves of garlic and made a pretty potent garlic dip on a few occasions.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tra "it keeps the vampires away from the chips" nio
> > > >
> > > > Yes, but I'm a vegetarian...and the first meat I stopped eating was any kind of seafood (I was about 8 years old and my mom decided it'd be better to fix me something different than send me to bed hungry...)
> > > >
> > > > Ti'going to bed hungry was much better than the alternative: eating the fish...ICH'cia
> > >
> > > So, you said ICH to the Ichthus? :)
> > >
> > > Nyperold
> >
> > She probably said the salm thing to the salmon.
> > Your mom should have cod you earlier, told you to stop being shellfish, and just fin-ish your dinner.
> >
> > Tra "who you calling crabby?" nio
>
> Stop! I can't stand it! Your fishy puns are worse than pork-flavored ice cream.
> Howard

And that's pretty bad. I'll sty out of this one.

Nyper"Wondering if pigs play MUDs"old