> > In this specific situation which Howard has pointed out, the misuse of English is even worse, considering that this is ad copy that was written by a paid professional. At least I would assume this is the case. Someone like that ought to know what they are doing, and ought to take the time and research necessary to do it right.
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> Heh. Speaking as someone who is paid to rewrite and fix the mistakes in what paid professionals are paid to write....wrong.
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> Brunnen-"if there wasn't a nondisclosure clause in my contract I could tell you some stories"G

Yeah, but you're leaving in a few days, right? So spill the beans.

You could also change the names ever so slightly.

Kel"in need of humorous stories"ly