> Seeing as I have finally rid myself of that pesky Stephen 1.82 (the one you all knew), I have taken his place as Supreme Dictator and Ruler of Life of the RinkForum. Accordingly, I have created a new set of rules:
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> 1) You are all to send me e-mail once a day praising my greatness. You may send them to skeller64@home.com for I have taken Stephen's e-mail address as well.
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> 2) There will be no more Trouble Makers list. Everyone who was on it is in the clear. But be warned: any who anger me shall FEEL MY WRATH!!!
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> 3) Any attractive, young and single female cyborgs are to report to me immediately for... undisclosed purposes.
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> 4) From now on, no one shall say anything bad about "The Matrix". It is clearly the greatest film of all time. Any who say otherwise shall FEEL MY WRATH!!!
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> 5) I have an open door policy. Feel free to contact me with any concerns, comments or questions you may have. Be forewarned though, any who say something I don't like shall FEEL MY WRATH!!!
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> That is all. Have a nice day, citizen.
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> Stephen "In power and loving it" 2.0

While I agree the Matrix was good, "greatest film of all time" is going a little far. It is just a much more violent version of Star Wars: A New Hope.

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Obi Wan/Morpheus: You must learn the ways of the Matrix if you are to save the world.

Luke/Neo: What are you on? I'm not the chosen one.

a lot of stuff happens and Obi Wan/Morpheus is killed/captured

Luke/Neo: I am the chosen one

Luke/Neo becomes a superhero, being able to tap into some weird energy/computer thing.

Speed'Doordonotdo,thereisnotry/Stoptryingtohitmeandhitme'ball