> > I think I owe everyone here an apology. I made the moon disappear last night for a while and I'm sorry. Here's what happened.
> >
> > I had an argument with the Man In The Moon. I told him that I was appauled that he interferes with the Earth's gravitational... stuff. I told him that I thought he needed to go somewhere and think about what he has done.
> >
> > He obviously took my advice as about 9:30pm Central Time he started to slowly move into what seemed to be a very large shadow. He stayed there for sometime, so I know he did a lot of thinking. Maybe he'll think twice before effecting the tides, or causing mood swings again.
> >
> > I let him know, in no uncertain terms, that I was very upset with him and that this behavior would no longer be tolerated. That we, down here on Earth, hold a lot of pride in being able to look up at him and marvel at his beauty. But that if he didn't stop his frequently disturbing behavior, we would just have to start accepting applications from other moons and ask for his resignation.
> >
> > I guess if he doesn't heed my warning we'll just have to get a New Moon.
> >
> > Drac "Long way to go for that one no matter how stupid it might have been" imas
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> I saw him when he came back. He was brighter than normal and made a nice contrast with the surprisingly cloudy California sky. I think his attitude is back to normal, and we can keep him on for awhile.
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> Mou"hey, it's only a paper moon"sie

You fools. Everyone knows the Moon is just something parents tell their kids about to scare them. You know, things like, "You better eat all your veggies or the Moon will come and get you."

Kel"the Moon...you guys are so gullible"ly