What is a kid?
A kid is someone who can't remember when cars didn't have a GPS system.

A kid is someone who can't remember when gas was over a dollar a gallon.

A kid is someone who can't remember when Michael Jordan played basketball.

A kid is someone who has never seen a rotary dial telephone.

What is an old timer?
An old timer is someone who can remember when Larry Bird played basketball.

An old time is someone who remembers when Windows 95 was big news.

An old timer is someone who can remember when cars didn't have a CD player.

An old timer is someone who can drive a stick shift.

An old timer is someone who says "Monica Who?"

An old timer is someone who remembers when the checker at the supermarket punched in the price on each item.

What is a really old timer?(ROT)
A ROT is someone who remembers when a coke was a nickel and a movie was a dime and when you picked up the phone, someone said "Number, please."

A ROT is someone who remembers when you had to bring the car to a complete stop before putting in into first gear.

A ROT is someone who remembers when Wilt Chamberlain played basketball.

A ROT is someone who remembers when a computer was called UNIVAC and it filled up a space as big as your house.

A ROT is someone who remembers when the bathroom was in the back yard, people hung clothes on a line to dry, and the television was called a radio because it didn't have pictures.