> > ...how old are you?
> >
> > 100 years = 2 hr. 24 min.
> > 10 years = 14 min. 24 sec.
> > 1 year = 1 min. 26.4 sec.
> > 1 mo. = 7.2 sec.
> > 1 wk. = 1.8 sec.
> > 1 day = about .25 sec.
> >
> > Nyperold
>
> This reminds me of a joke:
>
> A man is talking to God, he asks God a question...
>
> "God?... I know that you're so grand, and to you, many things are so much smaller than they are to the rest of us... How much is a million dollars to you?"
>
> "My son... a million dollars to me is like a dime."
>
> The man was somewhat astounded. "Wow!... only a dime."
>
> The man continued, "God... one more thing..."
>
> "Yes, what is it, my son?"
>
> "Could I have a million dollars?"
>
>
> "Sure... in a minute."
>
>
> Tra "Today I am 45 minutes and 2.25 seconds... no wonder my commute sometimes feels like a lifetime." nio
>


I think you're supposed to also add that the guy asks God what a million years is to him, and He says it's like a minute. Of course you may have not felt the need to include it because of the discussion that was going on, but I think it clarifies the joke a little more.

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