1.. Home is where you hang your @
2.. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3.. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4.. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
5.. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
6.. C:\ is the root of all directories.
7.. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
8.. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
9.. The modem is the message.
10.. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
11.. The geek shall inherit the earth.
12.. Don't byte off more than you can view.
13.. Will Windows never cease (Oh Heavenly Gates...).
14.. In Jobs we trust (Steve of Apple that is).
15.. Modulation in all things.
16.. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
17.. There's no place like
18.. A backup on time saves nine (hours, that is, reinstalling every
thing.)
19.. This too shall crash...
20.. Floppies are temporary but, CDs last forever.
21.. A file saved is a file burned, (unto a CD that is)
22.. iMac therefore iBook therefore i'am
23.. Only you can prevent FireWires, (IEEE-1394)
24.. Data automatically expands to fill the available hard drive space
25.. Every DVD has a silver lining.