Re: I'm Feeling OLD!
Dracimas, on host 192.173.49.105
Wednesday, January 12, 2000, at 12:01:12
I'm Feeling OLD! posted by Ticia on Wednesday, January 12, 2000, at 11:25:24:
> I got this in my E-mail (Or would the correct grammer be ON E-mail? I hear it that way so many times) And thought it would be appropriate to share with the group here...ya bunch of old *fogies* > > I'm Feeling OLD! > > Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen. > > Here is this year's list: > > The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1982. > > They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did not know he had ever been shot. > > They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. > > Black Monday, 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. > > There has been only one Pope. > > They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War. > > They have never feared a nuclear war. > > They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. > > Tianamen Square means nothing to them > > Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. > > Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums. > > The expression you sound like a broken record means nothing to them. > > They have never owned a record player. > > They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong. > > They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old. > > As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 33 cents. > > They have always had an answering machine. > > Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black-and-white TV. > > They have always had cable. > > There has always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is. > > They cannot fathom not having a remote control. > > They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony. > > Roller-skating has always meant inline for them. > > Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. > > They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. > > Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. > > They have never seen Larry Bird play. > > They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. > > The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII and the Civil War. > > They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. > > They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. > > They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. > > They never heard: "Where's the beef?," "I'd walked a mile for a Camel," or "de plane! de plane!" > > They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is. > > The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew where it was. > > Michael Jackson has always been white. > > Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not groups. > > McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers. > > There has always been MTV. > > They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. > > ******************************************************* > Do you feel old yet? > > > Ti'I DO'cia
WOW!!!!!! That was a blast from the past. Yeah I feel old, and I was only 12 when that all happened (1982).
A few more:
Never saw Parkey fool Mother Nature.
Never used a computer without a hard drive.
Don't remember when a BigMac was actually big.
Can't imagine buying a brand new, factory delivered car/truck/van for under $8,000.
Can't imagine buying gas for that car/truck/van for under $.80 per gallon.
Drac "Anyone else have more" imas
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