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Re: I'm Feeling OLD!
Posted By: Dracimas, on host 192.173.49.105
Date: Wednesday, January 12, 2000, at 12:01:12
In Reply To: I'm Feeling OLD! posted by Ticia on Wednesday, January 12, 2000, at 11:25:24:

> I got this in my E-mail (Or would the correct grammer be ON E-mail? I hear it that way so many times) And thought it would be appropriate to share with the group here...ya bunch of old *fogies*
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> I'm Feeling OLD!
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> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen.
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> Here is this year's list:
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> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1982.
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> They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did not know he had ever been shot.
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> They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
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> Black Monday, 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
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> There has been only one Pope.
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> They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War.
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> They have never feared a nuclear war.
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> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
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> Tianamen Square means nothing to them
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> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
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> Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.
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> The expression you sound like a broken record means nothing to them.
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> They have never owned a record player.
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> They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
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> They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
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> As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 33 cents.
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> They have always had an answering machine.
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> Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black-and-white TV.
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> They have always had cable.
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> There has always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is.
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> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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> They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony.
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> Roller-skating has always meant inline for them.
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> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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> They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
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> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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> They have never seen Larry Bird play.
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> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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> The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII and the Civil War.
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> They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
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> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
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> They never heard: "Where's the beef?," "I'd walked a mile for a Camel," or "de plane! de plane!"
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> They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
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> The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew where it was.
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> Michael Jackson has always been white.
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> Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not groups.
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> McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers.
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> There has always been MTV.
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> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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> *******************************************************
> Do you feel old yet?
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>
> Ti'I DO'cia

WOW!!!!!! That was a blast from the past. Yeah I feel old, and I was only 12 when that all happened (1982).

A few more:

Never saw Parkey fool Mother Nature.

Never used a computer without a hard drive.

Don't remember when a BigMac was actually big.

Can't imagine buying a brand new, factory delivered car/truck/van for under $8,000.

Can't imagine buying gas for that car/truck/van for under $.80 per gallon.

Drac "Anyone else have more" imas

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