> This weekend I was invited by a friend in an email to go to a "sushi restaurant". My reply went something like this...
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> Rules when dealing with anyone from the McDonalds "Macca" Generations:
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> Don't mean-mouth McDonald's. Yes, it's true that their grease burgers taste like barf, and their notorious Egg McSomething is unfit for human consumption. (Who ever heard of egg and ham without grits?) And, yes, their ice water gives you indigestion. However, their restrooms are better than the average fastfood facilities and that little side door makes it easier to slip in and out without buying anything.

As for sushi, that's not food, fast or otherwise, that's bait.
--from the twisted mind