> > At what point did you begin allowing yourself to
> >be stopped by something like *that?* I recall you
> >competeing for beta husband a couple times... and
> >I do believe you've been caught hitting on *my*
> >woman a few times, too. ;-}
>
> The "Rules of Conduct" for the position of Official Rinkworks Sleazy Guy are as follows:
>
> 1) The Official Rinkworks Sleazy Guy (hereinafter TORSG) must make an conscious and concerted effort to hit on all legally of age women who enter RinkChat. There are no exceptions, except:
>
> 2) Women who are married in real life (hereinafter IRL) are off limits. Women who don't want to play along are off limits. Women who are 1/2 of the Official Rinkworks Couple are off limits. There are no exceptions, except:
>
> 3) Women who are married IRL and specifically request to be hit on by TORSG must be hit on. Women who don't want to play along but are really just playing hard-to-get must be hit on. Women who are 1/2 of the Official Rinkworks Couple who start talking about dressing in thigh-high boots and hotpants must be hit on.
>
> 4) Women who are really men are completely off limits. This includes women who are really men who are also 1/2 of the Official Rinkworks Couple, eg Darienina.
>
> So there.
>

Okay, now I'm frightened.

Not only did I understand all your rules, Dave, I could probably explain them to my 3-year old daughter.

Mage"I knew I should never have worked for a law firm"Lord