Note: I did a double post, but this time I don't know how or why.

Really bad seasonal humor(?)
Two kids were sitting beside a Christmas tree. "Santa Clause is a myth," one of them
declared.
"Oh no he ithn't," said the other. "Heth a mithter."

If Santa is "A right jolly old elf," why is he always pictured as six, two and two-fifty?

Two Hawaiian kids were sitting under a palm tree. "I believe in Santa," one of them said.
"But I don't believe the part about the sleigh, the chimney or the reindeer."

Wasn't Rudolph's nose better suited to being a tail light?

Picture this: In the background there is a two story house with a shattered chimney. In
the front yard there is a smashed and smoldering sleigh, plus several reindeer on their
backs with feet sticking up in the air, and a couple hanging from tree branches. There are
tangles of red straps with bells, toys and packages scattered all over the place and two
black booted feet sticking out of the snow. In the foreground are two federal crash
investigators. One is saying, "It looks like a clear case of pilot error." And the other is
saying, "But we'll have to wait until we analyze the black boxes before we can say for
sure."

And that's the best I can do at the moment.
Howard