> > > If everybody else has boring subjects or questions meant for one certain person that could easily be left in a memo,(notice: Boring question and the medicre upstart thing) then why do you always delete my messages? Do you have something against me?
> >
> > I know what you mean. People are always deleting my best stuff. It really worries me when it happens at the bank. And it was a shock when I found that my birth was no longer recorded at Frankfort, Ky. I called my sister and the first thing she said after "Hello," was "Howard who?" I sent in all those magazine articles and didn't get any rejection slips. I think my zip code was deleted by the post office. Social Security sent me my death benefit check. It was made out to my wife. When I looked in the mirror, there wasn't anybody there. My key won't fit the front door, and my dog bit me. I wrote to my congressman and offered to donate to his reelection fund and he didn't even send me a form letter. The phone company left me out of the new phone book and deleted my area code. My doctor sent my wife a sympathy card. I don't understand why my email is no longer a spam jam. My car insurance bill failed to arrive on time so I called and asked why. They couldn't find my policy. I dialed my phone number and nobody answered. It's a good thing I'm not paranoid, my shrink has deleted my appointment. (:-0)
> > Howard
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> Hmm...I don't recall a 'Howard' posting here. Are you new?
>
> -M":-}"el


Go ahead. Twist the knife.