As some of you know, our team won yesterday in the
first round of an eight team tournament. Today we
played some team called Analy, and you can bet
there were jokes made about the name... anyway,
they were the whitest team I had ever seen. it
looked like someone had taken them and dunked them
in bleach. They weren't that big either. Well,
we beat them 40-30, and it was the most satisfying
win our team has gotten this season, for he
following reason. #4 on their team, the point
guard, was the biggest (I wish I could use
profanity) jerk ever. No matter what, if he had
the ball, if you had the ball, if neither of you
had the ball, he would constantly be shoving you,
pushing, checking (hockey) or holding. Me and
Zach got so mad at him, and he continued to be a
poop. So in the second half, a guy on my team
blocked a three pointer from another short white
guy, wearing a mouth guard and looking like an
ape, of course, and I got the ball and flung it up
court to the guy who blocked it. #4 got back and
was called for a flagrant foul, giving Sherman two
free throws and ouer team the ball. The referee
told #4 not to talk back to him, and he responded
with "(F-word) you!" He was immediately ejected,
and I shot the technical free throws. That was
the turning point, and we just pulled away from
there. #12, on their team, defaced that number
forever. He was about 4'6" 100 lbs, a teeny
little blond guy who talked the most trash of
anyone. Me and Zach commented on how he closely
resembled Zach's four year old brother. So we
beat the Analy butt-heads, and we play for the
championship of the tournament tomorrow. I'm
ready to go, baby yeah!!! I'm pumped!!!

PS I scored 11, raising my average to 8.11 points
a game. Hooray for me.

Finchplucker, #12