Well, I stepped into the RinkChat, and what a surprise. "Wookie" turned to "maggot" right before my eyes. What was this thing, such a strange sight to see? Spider said "Pet Name Filter", that's what he told me. If you type "snookum" out pops "pig" instead. If you didn't expect it, it could mess with your head. I'll be doing this a lot, but before I do, Sam, won't you tell us what the rest turn into?

-Dr. "Seuss" Morris Cecil Glalet, Th.D.
Sat 11 Dec A.D. 1999