> In no particular order:
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> 1) I'm glad everybody was so happy to get the Jaffas. Thanks for your kind words.
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> 2) Not sure about how typical of NZ candy Jaffas might be. There isn't anything else like Jaffas here, they're a phenomenon all of their own.
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> 3) Am I ever going to say whether I'm a guy or a girl? Maybe. I don't know. I might. As I said to somebody in chat once, I certainly will if it looks like the issue is causing someone genuine worry (not just Jimmy-esque hyperventilation) to the point that they feel uncomfortable about talking to me, or in the extremely unlikely event that anybody of the wrong gender falls in love with me :-P
> In the meantime, I don't really mind which you think of me as. Pick a pronoun, I don't care.
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> 4) Yeah, that whole thing about the vomiting pig on the Smarties pack is totally warped. I don't know who thought *that* might be a good idea. I don't want to meet them.
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> 5) I'm also happy that somebody thought the bubble-wrap postage envelope was just as cool as the candy. You're very weird. :-)
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> And a side note for Sam - I sent yours a bit later than the others, so you may not get it until after Christmas if it gets caught in the holiday postal rush. But then, you've got Pineapple Lumps to look forward to as well as Jaffas. Don't eat 'em if they've gone solid, they're supposed to be soft and chewy. Mmm, Pineapple Lumps ...
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> Brunnen-"I think those were all the questions"G

I feel uncomfortable talking to you and I hear my sister has fallen in love with you.

Jimmy O"you're a girl right??"f York