Well, yesterday I went to Disneyland. I've been there many times before, but they recently spiffed up Tomorrowland. I bought many things and rode many rides. Anyway, I didn't come here to talk about that.
I came here to talk about "Pirates Of The Caribbean". I went on there and, other than that stupid PC update they did where the unattractive woman who was chasing after the men is now chasing after them because they stole her food or some idiocy, it was great. Anyway, I went there and I thought "Listen to them talk! It sounds mostly like English, but it's like a bizarre dialect!"
BANG! That's when it hit me! Sam should make a Pirates of the Caribbean dialect! What a great idea! I even made a list of some things you could have it change regular text to!
am/are/is = be
there = thar
where = whar
pay attention = avast
be careful = avast
watch out = avast
! = ! Aaarrr!
friend = matey
hello = ahoy
r = rrrrr
And you could do a bunch more stuff like that, and you could change various insults (loser, idiot, pathetic) to various pirate-sounding insults (scum, swab, scurvy) and a bunch of other stuff that would take up approximately 31415926 hours of your free time! Yyyaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Dr. Morris Cecil "Excited because this was only the first of four days we get to go to Disneyland this month" Glalet, Th.D.
Fri 10 Dec A.D. 1999