> > Come on now, help me on this.
> > I'm trying to find all possible ways of saying that Ned* is dumb, without actually saying it.
>
> How bout:
>
> Ned's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
>
> Ned's not the brighest penny in the pool.
>
>
> Da"i made up the 1 about the bowling ball all my myself!"lí
>
> If a light bulb went on in Neds head,
it wouldn't light up your glove compartment.