> > > More freaky RinkWorks coincidences: symmetrical hair partings as bad? Earlier today I went into a bank and the girl behind the counter had parted her hair in ZIGZAGS from front to back. It must have taken ages. It looked great. I was fascinated.

You hadn't seen that before? I see it all the time. Weird, man.

> > > Brunnen-"was afraid of appearing weird if I asked how she did that"G
>
> It's extremely easy to do. I have been doing that style for a year now. Whenever I have a second to actually do more than comb it, I can ZIGZAG it. All you have to do is get your hair wet, preferebly just washed, and then comb most of the top forward over your eyes and give it a light spray of hairspray. Next, Start with the back of that combover and just start combing chunks from side to side. When you are finished, give it a good spray. If your hair is long, you won't need much hairspray to get it to stay, but for people like me, with short hair, it takes a lot. I hope that gives you some sense of how to do it.

Aah! I tried that so many times, but I could never get it to be even. See, when I actually had the time, my hair was below my waist and I fiured that had something to do with it, that my part was so set it wouldn't change or that the reason it was so messy was that, in pulling part of it up and over, the rest tried to come with. I never tried putting it over in front of my eyes. 'Course, it is also fairly thick, and whenever I didn't brush me bangs back, I went temporarily blind.

> > My hair refuses to part evenly. When it does part in a straight line, it isn't in the middle. I've always envied people who could part it in the middle in a straight line.
> >
> > -Dr. Morris Cecil "I propose life without bail for those people" Glalet, Th.D.
> > Fri 3 Dec A.D. 1999
>
> Hey Morris! Just because you are parting-impaired, doesn't mean you should take it out on those of us who aren't. Teehee. Seriously though, my hair falls into a completely straight part when I don't do anything to it. It's very weird.

Hey, mine too. I didn't know it was weird. I just know it doesn't like me since I chopped most of it off. I may still try the zigzag thing, though.

> fam'my hair is my best feature, and ever-changing'ous

Mine apparently changed. I'm relly a blond, but I haven't been getting much sun lately, and I've been informed I'm considered a brunette. I'm not sure why that bugs me so much, other than the fact that I'm spacy and a bit ditzy, traits stereotyped most often to blonds.

Chr"blond at heart"is