> Sleep is overrated. I think I could go forever without..... *konk*
>
> ZZZZZZZ

No, see, the trick is to say that sort of thing very close to a hard, cold metal object. I find that, no matter where it is placed, if there is a physical ability, however difficult, to whack it with your head as you involuntarily rest your eyes, such will happen. I'm not sure about you, but my unusually thick skull prevents me from being knocked out by this action and I simply wake up.

dis is the, ERRRR, state of de publicly educated...

Chr"It 'splains a whole lot, uh, doesn't it, duh...uh..."is