> > Here is a silly play I just wrote.
> ...
>
> > An extended period of time elapses with nothing happening on stage, just the Chorus looking solemn at the back of the stage and Figure standing in the center of stage with his back to the wall. Then curtains close.
> >
>
> Godot should come running onstage, out of breath, just as the curtains close.
>
> GODOT: Thank goodness -- you're still here.
> [curtains close]
>
> -Faux "waiting..." Pas

YES! Faux Pas, you're the man.