Re: More TV - A - Minute!!!
Chris, on host 198.70.210.46
Wednesday, December 1, 1999, at 20:11:11
More TV - A - Minute!!! posted by Jo_be on Saturday, November 27, 1999, at 22:56:22:
> TV A MINUTE!
> BRODCAST ONE ON CBC > "The dollar continues to fall..." > > 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN > > Dick: "I love Dr. Albright!" > > Harry: "I can't open my eyes!" > > Small Kid: " I can't get a date!" > > STARK RAVING MAD > > Niel Patrick Harris: "I'm a yuppie geek-nerd!" > > Freaky guy: "Shut up, yuppie." > > Slacker: "Mmm... (a slang word for the human female mammary glands)..." > > > ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FARCE > > (a lot of unfunny political jokes) > > Jo_Be > > CONTINUE THE LIST, PEOPLE!! > > ....................................................please
'K. I'll *try.* Since Life, the Universe, and Everyhting has been determined to revolve around ME, it's Supreme Queen and Ruler-Type Person, my condensation is only following the unchanging pattern.
Late-Night TV [Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, and their ilk]
Sunday night: I've been doing schoolwork all weekend. Ho hum. Not like I have a life outside of my music anyhow.
Monday: [me] I can't believe I've been doing homework for seven hours straight... this is so not funny, why is it even on... I don't wanna get up at 4:55 tomorrow....
Tuesday: [me] Well, it's gonna be another normal week of severe sleep deprivation. This show is so not funny.
Wednesday: [me] Sleep deprivation is fun! I think I'll fiddle until three. I can get almost an hour and a half of sleep. Heh. These guys are so mean to Clinton, but it's almost funny.
Thursday: [blissfully unconcious]
Friday: [me] If I stay up all night, maybe I can have the weekend off. [It's late enough it almost seems plausible, which it of course isn't] Heh. Fun-ny. [give in to whatever odd whim I feel at the moment, usually involving music or vigorous outdoor activity]
Chr"my two pfennig"is
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