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Re: More TV - A - Minute!!!
Posted By: Chris, on host 198.70.210.46
Date: Wednesday, December 1, 1999, at 20:11:11
In Reply To: More TV - A - Minute!!! posted by Jo_be on Saturday, November 27, 1999, at 22:56:22:

> TV A MINUTE!

> BRODCAST ONE ON CBC
> "The dollar continues to fall..."
>
> 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
>
> Dick: "I love Dr. Albright!"
>
> Harry: "I can't open my eyes!"
>
> Small Kid: " I can't get a date!"
>
> STARK RAVING MAD
>
> Niel Patrick Harris: "I'm a yuppie geek-nerd!"
>
> Freaky guy: "Shut up, yuppie."
>
> Slacker: "Mmm... (a slang word for the human female mammary glands)..."
>
>
> ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FARCE
>
> (a lot of unfunny political jokes)
>
> Jo_Be
>
> CONTINUE THE LIST, PEOPLE!!
>
> ....................................................please

'K. I'll *try.*
Since Life, the Universe, and Everyhting has been determined to revolve around ME, it's Supreme Queen and Ruler-Type Person, my condensation is only following the unchanging pattern.

Late-Night TV
[Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, and their ilk]

Sunday night: I've been doing schoolwork all weekend. Ho hum. Not like I have a life outside of my music anyhow.

Monday: [me] I can't believe I've been doing homework for seven hours straight... this is so not funny, why is it even on... I don't wanna get up at 4:55 tomorrow....

Tuesday: [me] Well, it's gonna be another normal week of severe sleep deprivation. This show is so not funny.

Wednesday: [me] Sleep deprivation is fun! I think I'll fiddle until three. I can get almost an hour and a half of sleep. Heh. These guys are so mean to Clinton, but it's almost funny.

Thursday: [blissfully unconcious]

Friday: [me] If I stay up all night, maybe I can have the weekend off. [It's late enough it almost seems plausible, which it of course isn't] Heh. Fun-ny. [give in to whatever odd whim I feel at the moment, usually involving music or vigorous outdoor activity]

Chr"my two pfennig"is