> Hard to say. On 1 hand, wet mice have very sharp teeth. so he's pretty sharp if the mice get out of the bag. But on another hand, wet mice are not a very nice thing to be compared to.
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Which, according to "How to be funny", is a pretty decent thing to say, as it is insulting (causes pain) and unexpected. I personally wouldn't much care if anyone compared me to rice. Wet mice....well, yuck, but mice aren't altogether stupid. Perhaps a sack of "dead mice"?

Regards,
Tyler