> Um. Heh heh. Yes, dear.
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> I just knew when I wrote "How To Be Romantic" I was making some kind of grave mistake.

Omisweetsanity. This is too much, I LOLed into stitches...*Gasping for breath* You do know Sam, you're very very lucky indeed. She could well have taken you at face, and asked you to flex 'n shimmy those buns across the room in your own mating dance, you know.

Since I'm already married, I think this is a great idea. But I better stop now and not give Darleen any other notions... ;-)