> > This one is too good for "Really Bad Jokes":
>
> I don't know about that. ;-} How about this one?
>
> Knock knock.
> Who's there?
> Ether.
> Ether who?
> Ether Bunny.
>
> Knock knock.
> Who's there?
> Nutta.
> Nutta who?
> Nutta Ether Bunny.
>
> Knock knock.
> Who's there?
> Stella.
> Stella who?
> Stella Nutta Ether Bunny.
>
> Knock knock.
> Who's there?
> Warren Hall.
> Warren Hall who?
> Warren Hall we gonna put all these Ether Bunnies?
>
> That one really has to be heard to be appreciated. :-}

Sam and Darien,
I don't know how to tell this, but I'm afraid those are both really old jokes. The parrot joke ran in the Reader's Digest about 1960. In those days, it was an ocean liner instead of a cruise ship. I can't remember where I read the bunny joke, but it's about the same vintage. Again there was a difference. Warren's last name was "Eckle." so the punch line was "Warren Eckle you put all those Easter bunnies?" Sorry about that.
Howard