> > Hey, I think you're on to something. That's funny! Could you do Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, M*A*S*H, Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, or , for a real challenge, The Weather Channel? (Sam, you need to sign this guy up.)
> > Howard
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> M*A*S*H
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> LARRY LINVILLY and DAVID OGDEN STIERS: War is hell.
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> WAYNE ROGERS and MIKE FARRELL: But funny.
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> ALAN ALDA: How about a drink?
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> -Faux "suicide is painless..." Pas

I remember one time in a M*A*S*H discussion, I asked if anybody in the group knew the name of the theme. Nobody did, but when I told them, one guy got all out of shape, said that wasn't so, and was willing to bet hard cash that I couldn't prove it.
Alas, I am no gambler, but I did recommend that he rent the movie that spawned the TV show. A few days later he said, "I rented the movie. You were right," That's all I got but it was sweet!
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