> Okay... I'm new here.

Hi Liz. Welcome.

But it still may interest you to know that a number of rodents in my area have formed a sinister coalition with an eventual goal of total world domination. April 1, 2007: that's the day they make their move.
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> The squirrels infiltrate residential neighborhoods; they've already gained possession of two houses I know of, holding the prior residents hostage.
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> The mice are taking control of America's educational system; they run rampant in my high school and probably send some of their own number to a vile end on occasion, to become the cafeteria's so-called "taco meat."
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> The shrews are evidently some sort of suicide cult... uh, never mind. My imagination is up to its crazy tricks once again.
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> This has been a sample of Liz's random nonsensical ramblings.

You should fit in fine.

-M"in case you're wondering, I'm the one in charge here. Really!"el