Re: Nothing happened in Canada yesterday.
Howard, on host 205.184.139.79
Thursday, November 25, 1999, at 08:11:20
Nothing happened in Canada yesterday. posted by Wolfspirit on Wednesday, November 24, 1999, at 19:51:54:
> I had to laugh. I read over Howard's complaint regarding Where is everyone?, why was Rinkworks down, TV is the pits, the motorscooter sites aren't hopping, he wasn't hungry anymore, and the Weather Channel seemed his best bet. Howard, don't worry, it's not just *you*. I was reading the newspapers this morning: I get both a local newspaper (The Montreal Gazette) and a national paper (The National Post). I was surprised that the Gazoo had a front-page article about unseasonably warm *weather* yesterday, and the National, of all things, had a front-page article on the *X-File's* first kiss between ole' S&M. Heh. From this I conclude that basically NOTHING happened in Canada yesterday... or at least, nothing noteworthy to news hounds. Well, they say no news is also good news; it gives you a chance to finally catch your breath between disasters! :-) > > Wolf "Bored stiff? Go out and watch Sleepy Hollow -- an ironically named little thriller that ought to prop your eyelids open" spirit
No news really is good news. But not if you're in the news business. Back about 1957, when I was a part-time reporter for the Daily News-Journal in Murfreesboro, TN, we had a no-news day. The editor was grumbling about it, so I suggest three inch headlines that said, "Nothing Happened Today." followed by a blank front page. He didn't use my idea, but suggested that I go shoot the mayor. Howard
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