> > > Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
> > >
> > > SAILOR MOON
> > > Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> > > Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
> > >
> > > SOUTH PARK
> > > All: !*#&@$?*!!!
> > > (Kenny dies.)
> > >
> > > THE X-FILES
> > > Mulder: The truth is out there.
> > > Scully: No, it isn't.
> > > Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> > > Scully: You're crazy.
> > >
> > > ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> > > Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> > > Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> > > Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> > > Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
> > >
> > > EARLY EDITION
> > > Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> > > Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> > > Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> > > Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
> > >
> > > BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> > > Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> > > Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
> > >
> > > -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> > > Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999
> >
> > Here are some more.
> >
> > SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
> > Fred: Let's take a vacation through this dark locale.
> > Gang: OK!
> > Velma: Look! A ghost!
> > Scooby Doo: Aah!
> > Shaggy: Aah! Boy, am I hungry.
> > Daphne: Look! Footprints! Why would a ghost leave footprints?
> > Viewer: Because it's clearly not a ghost. It's obviously Old Man McGilly.
> > (Twenty minutes later, in a cheesy trap, they catch the ghost)
> > Fred: I just pull off the mask, and voila! It's Old Man McGilly!
> > Velma: Jinkies!
> > Old Man McGilly: Yeah, I had an evil smuggling operation, and I would've made it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
> > Scooby Doo: Scoobydoobydoo!
> >
> > POWER RANGERS:
> > Pink Power Ranger: Let's beat up bad guys in bad costumes!
> > Yellow Ranger: OK!
> > Green Power Ranger: Did she mean we would have bad costumes, or the bad guys would have bad costumes?
> > Blue Ranger: Both.
> >
> > FLINTSTONES:
> > Fred: Let's do something that would enrage our wives, should they find out about it, which they won't.
> > Barney: OK.
> > (They do it, and the wives find out, and they are enraged.)
> > Wilma: Let's plot revenge.
> > Betty: OK.
> > (They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)
> >
> > I LOVE LUCY
> > Lucy: Let's do something that would enrage our husbands, should they find out about it, which they won't.
> > Ethel: OK.
> > (They do it, and the husbands find out, and they are enraged.)
> > Ricky: Let's plot revenge.
> > Fred: OK.
> > (They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)
> >
> > TWEETY
> > Sylvester: I think I'll go along with my natural instincts and hunt Tweety, because there aren't any birds here, seeing as how I live in a tiny apartment in the city.
> > Tweety: (After sadistically torturing Sylvester for five minutes straight) Oh, help!
> > Granny: (Savagely beating Sylvester to a bloody pulp) Stop that!
> >
> > LOST IN SPACE
> > Will: My goodness! An alien!
> > Dr. Smith: Let's destroy it!
> > John: No, wait. Maybe it's a good alien.
> > (It isn't, and they almost die)
> >
> > QUANTUM LEAP
> > Al: Someone's going to die, Sam!
> > Sam: I have problems in my life, but I'll set them all aside yet again to save this person.
> >
> > SLIDERS
> > Rembrandt: Oh no! Someone's after us!
> > Maggie: Yes! My, this is an odd world.
> > (Massive cast changes ensue over the seasons)
> >
> > PINKY AND THE BRAIN
> > Brain: Let's try to take over the world!
> > Pinky: OK. Narf!
> > (They try and fail miserably after getting so close)
> >
> > THE ADDAMS FAMILY
> > Gomez: Honey, I've brought someone to our humble abode.
> > Someone who came to their humble abode: What a weird family! I'm getting out of here!
> >
> > COPS
> > Criminal: I didn't do it!
> > Narrator: Yes he did.
> > (Repeat twice and run credits)
> >
> > BILL NYE
> > Bill: Education is fun!
> > Viewer: Liar.
> >
> > DEXTER'S LABORATORY
> > Dexter: At last, my wonderful creation which took me three weeks to make and can never be rebuilt again if it is destroyed!
> > Deedee: Hi, Dexter! (She destroys it)
> >
> > POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
> > Popeye: I love you, Olive.
> > Brutus: Oh yeah? Well, here's something I can do better than he can!
> > Popeye: Obnoxious show-off just trying to impress the girl! (Eats spinach and gets strong to beat up Brutus, just to impress the girl)
> >
> > BEWITCHED
> > Andorra: Well, Darwood, I don't like what you've done!
> > (She puts a spell on him)
> > Samantha: Well, I'll just have to undo that spell. (She does)
> >
> > LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN
> > Clark: Look out! A bad guy! I have to beat him!
> > (He does)
> > Lois: You're Superman?
> > Clark: Yes. Let's get married!
> > (They do, and the show gets canceled)
> >
> > -Dr. Morris Cecil "Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999" Glalet, Th.D.
> > Tue 23 Nov A.A. 1999
>
> Hey, I think you're on to something. That's funny! Could you do Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, M*A*S*H, Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, or , for a real challenge, The Weather Channel? (Sam, you need to sign this guy up.)
> Howard

Aw, heck. Let me try one. How about the original
Mission Impossible TV show:
Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Here is a picture of an evil guy. Your mission is to make a complete sap of him and crush his evil organization. Careful, don't let the tape burn your fingers.
Phelps gets his resident mechanical expert, beautiful lady, funny looking old guy and weight lifter and they make a sap of the evil guy. Then they walk out while his evil organization crumbles around him.
Howard