Dr. Forrester

I'm evil. Mike Nelson is an idiot. I'm going to send him "This Island Earth" and watch him suffer.

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot

Oh, crap. I have this movie. Let's make humorous comments.

Universal Studios

This movie is good, but we have a few thousand changes for you to make.

Best Brains (MST3K production company)

Uh-oh.

Viewer/MSTie

This is too short.