> > > > > > Mi "I think the B-Man owes me a compliment" key
> > > > >
> > > > > Brunnen-"don't hold your breath"G
> > > >
> > > > C'mon Brun! I know deep in your heart, you're fun. Are you the one? I'm not the one you should shun. Ahh, he's got a gun! RUN!
> > > >
> > > > Mi "Ok, that got a bit silly" key
> > >
> > > C'mon Mikey. Deep in your Nikes, you're just a tyke. Like, get on your bike. And I've also got a pike. STRIKE!
> > >
> > > Brunnen-"never go up against a Brunnen-G when DEATH is on the line!"G
> >
> > Ok, Brunnen-G. This has stopped being a party, see. I'm going to give you ten seconds to flee before I release my attack dogs three, and they will tear you asunder verily. Mikey has spoken, whispers the tree.
> >
> > Mi "Ever hear of Stephen? Darien? Spider-Boy? Morons!" key
>
> Don't make me angry Mikey, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
>
> Spider-I'mthebestthereisatwhatIdo,andwhatIdoain't
> preaty-Boy

OK I'll do one for you too, Spider-Boy. How's this:

Spider-Boy's posts are the cream
Of battles for blowing off steam
With Kang now in chains
On the Forum he reigns
As Comic Book Geek God Supreme