Summer Movie Preview 2014
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Thursday, April 10, 2014, at 11:40:34
April 18 - Transcendence
Wally Pfister, the great cinematographer behind most of Christopher Nolan's movies, takes the director's chair for this futuristic sci-fi thriller about a nerdy genius (Johnny Depp) who uploads his mind to a computer. The trailer, which tells entirely too much of the story, makes it come off looking like a high-gloss Lawnmower Man (the movie, not the short story), which is not a welcome association. But then you have Morgan Freeman looking somber and foreboding. He's there to reassure us that this spells the end of the human race as we know it. Did I say reassure? Doesn't matter what Morgan Freeman says -- when he says it, it's reassuring.
Honestly, the movie looks all right so far, even if there are few signs of potential greatness. I'm just nervous about any story of people escaping into or out of computers, unless they're unabashedly fantastical, like the original Tron. And I kind of thought we got over our instinctive fear of computers that turned this into such a prolific subgenre in the late 80s and early 90s.
April 18 - Heaven Is For Real
Director Randall Wallace is not a prolific filmmaker, but his last two, Secretariat and We Were Soldiers, were both solid. This one, starring Greg Kinnear, is based on a book written by an evangelical preacher, which in turn was based on real events in his own life and that of his son.
April 18 - Fading Gigolo
I mention this just because it's such unusual casting: John Turturro and Woody Allen co-star together in this story about a guy who makes an unorthodox career choice (with Allen playing his manager), then finds it a more complicated affair than he anticipated. Woody Allen rarely stars in movies he does not also direct, but this time it's Turturro at the helm. I like Turturro as an actor and greatly anticipated his Romance & Cigarettes, as every indication was that it was a work of insane genius. It turned out to be just insane.
April 25 - The Other Woman
Romanticized revenge tales always make me uneasy, striking me as a morally treacherous breed of escapism. The revenge stories that stick in our collective consciousness all tend to have the hero (anti-hero?) dangerously on the brink of destruction, whether or not he completely succumbs in the end.
But in this, three women discover the same man has cheated on them all and spend the rest of the movie merrily getting back at him for it. Whether or not he deserves the abuse (the trailers suggest he does), imagine how queasy we'd feel if the same story were told with the sexes swapped around?
April 25 - Brick Mansions
If you've seen the French parkour thriller District B13, well, this is a remake of that, starring the late Paul Walker. Parkour can be electrifying on screen, as the opening of Casino Royale demonstrated. District B13 was similarly dazzling but ultimately a mixed success. Did anybody actually care about those characters?
May 2 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The appropriately named director Marc Webb continues his Spider-Man reboot with this numbered sequel. If the film transcends its genre, which in my mind remains fun but in a more and more transient way, the reason will most likely be Emma Stone, whose infectious presence on screen is worth more than any costume or special effect.
May 2 - Belle
The IMDb: "An illegitimate mixed race daughter of a Royal Navy Admiral is raised by her aristocratic great-uncle." With Downton Abbey having revitalized the costume drama (though Jane Austen seems never to go out of style), the door seems to be open for projects like this. It's an interesting story, one that should thrive in the costume drama, which works best when it can play off the tension between the human spirit and rigid social conventions. If it's done right, it'll be remembered come awards season. If not, it'll quietly disappear.
May 9 - Chef
The IMDb notes that this story about "a chef who loses his restaurant job [and] starts up a food truck in an effort to reclaim his creative promise" serves as an "apparent metaphor for director Jon Favreau's dismissal from the Iron Man director's chair." Curiously enough, the film also stars Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson. With them in the spotlight, and charismatic players like Dustin Hoffman, Oliver Platt, John Leguizamo, and Garry Shandling for support, I can imagine this being good fun.
May 16 - Godzilla
It's hard to imagine this not being an improvement on the goofy Roland Emmerich Godzilla film. Then again, it's hard to imagine this being great on its own terms. The problem with Godzilla is that he's particularly Japanese, arising as he does from Japanese culture at a specific crucial point in Japanese history. Borrowing him to use in a generic, more globally accessible monster movie misses the point and -- well, I won't say such an enterprise can't ever result in a good movie, but it won't quite replicate the character's original appeal, either. So why call your generic monster Godzilla in the first place?
But there is some interesting gravitas in the cast and crew, ranging from Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad), the improbably great Elizabeth Olsen, and writer Frank Darabont.
May 16 - Million Dollar Arm
Disney's "based on a true story" inspirational sports tale stars Jon Hamm scouting the Indian Cricket League for promising baseball pitchers. Disney has the sports underdog formula down like a science, which means two things: it'll probably be pretty decent, and it'll probably not stand out from its fellow genre members. Hamm seems like a good choice for something like this, even if it underutilizes his talent for subtle complexity.
May 23 - X-Men: Days of Future Past
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen return to the X-Men franchise, of course with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in tow. The film also marks director Bryan Singer's return to the franchise as well, which suffered some short term damage upon his exit. The recovery started without him: X-Men: First Class was excellent. Let's see if this series can keep from folding in on itself again.
May 23 - Blended
I'm not generally an Adam Sandler fan, but I have to admit I fell for 50 First Dates. This is also a romantic comedy with Drew Barrymore and for that reason alone will be noticed by fans of that film and/or The Wedding Singer. Since those days, the heyday of the romantic comedy has come and gone, replaced by other comedy fads, but my guess is that if these two can recreate their on-screen chemistry, audiences will happily return to the fold.
May 30 - Maleficent
I am the target audience for re-imagined fairy tales. But when am I going to get a good one? Snow White and the Huntsman was stunning to look at but ultimately flavorless and forgettable. The best part was Charlize Theron as the villainess. Attempting to tap into the appeal of a great villain, as that film did, is exactly what Maleficent is doing. But even if Angelina Jolie knocks it out of the park, the film isn't going to work unless its heroine and her story are equally as compelling.
June 6 - Edge of Tomorrow
Soldiers, aliens, time warps, Tom Cruise -- it all sounds like a movie you've seen before, though you can't quite put your finger on the title. Right? So here we go again.
But the director is Doug Liman, who has two incredibly fun summer movies in his filmography: Mr. and Mrs. Smith and The Bourne Identity. If he can do that again, I'm there.
June 13 - How To Train Your Dragon 2
Loved the first movie, but I'm not sure if I can get excited about a sequel. DreamWorks has actually pulled off solid animated sequels before, such as Kung Fu Panda 2 and Shrek Forever. But even if I love this, I think I will miss the joy of discovery I felt watching the original.
June 27 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
What, another one? No thanks. Seriously, Michael Bay needs to go away.
July 4 - Tammy
Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon team up in a road movie. Last year's The Heat was a success thanks to the comedic chemistry between its two leads. The producers are surely hoping to recreate that camaraderie with Sarandon in place of Bullock. But this doesn't feel as inspired a pairing to me. Bullock and McCarthy worked well together because their screen personas were natural foils for each other. Sarandon might have too much of an edge, and her comedic chops aren't as polished in any case. Maybe this will surprise me, but I don't think it's the slam-dunk The Heat was.
July 11 - Fast & Furious 7
Paul Walker's swan song reunites him with his fast and furious co-stars Vin diesel and Dwayne Johnson. Jason Statham, surely a seamless addition to this world, plays the villain. The incredible popularity of this franchise bewilders me, but at least, with the fifth entry, it finally got to a film I quite liked.
July 18 - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Similarly improbably, I also very much liked Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which looked like a quick cash-in remake but turned out to be entertaining all on its own merits. But I'm not sure that that film's pre-apocalyse story will necessarily lead to a satisfying post-apocalypse sequel. It's somewhat analogous to the Terminator franchise, which started out great with the threat of global annihilation always looming but took a downward turn once that threat became reality. I'm optimistic, but very cautiously so.
July 25 - Jupiter Ascending
The Wachowskis are back with another visually compelling science fiction film. They're directing this time (whereas Tom Tykwer helmed Cloud Atlas), and it stars Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum. No plot summary ever does justice to a Wachowski film, but the trailer well might. Looks good to me.
July 25 - Hercules
We already had a Hercules movie this year, and nobody liked it. This Brett Ratner film, starring Dwayne Johnson, is likely to have more personality, but personality isn't always a good thing. Still, I'm a sucker for mythological fantasy and will catch up with this sooner or later, more likely than not hating myself for it afterward.
August 1 - Guardians of the Galaxy
This next chapter in the Marvel franchise will be a test of sorts: can Marvel movies still make a lot of money without an iconic hero in the foreground? Comic book fans, of course, know these characters inside and out, but it takes a broader audience to make a comic book movie successful; these heroes are the least known of the Marvel roster to date.
It sounds like I'm being a doubter, but in fact I'm not. Marvel has managed to build its brand such that, increasingly, Marvel itself is the big star of its movies. It's also worth noting that the Marvel franchise has pulled off this kind of feat before: it's thanks to the first Iron Man film that that character is popular and well known today, whereas previously he was a second-tier hero little known outside of his devoted comic book fan base.
I hesitate to predict whether I'll like it or not -- my success rate on Marvel films so far is about 50-50. But I'm optimistic that the film itself will be successful, despite the inevitability that sooner or later Marvel is going to release a dud and drop the bottom out of the superhero fad.
August 8 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I suppose this franchise is a product of my generation. Maybe I was just a couple years too old for it, but still, not far off. And even at the time, I thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever. I realize, though do not comprehend, that I am stepping on some cherished childhood memories by saying so, but how can stringing all those particular adjectives together in front of the word "turtles" not be a blatant joke? They're teenagers. Who are mutants. And ninjas. And...turtles. But the franchise doesn't treat itself like a joke, however tongue-in-cheek it is in tone. I can't get around that.
But let's set aside my non-fandom and accept the premise that this is an important generational staple. Does anybody want a new movie about it now? And even if you think so, who thinks Jonathan Liebesman, the guy behind Battle Los Angeles and Wrath of the Titans, is the guy to do it?
August 8 - The Expendables 3
Here, on the other hand, is the kind of franchise trash more my style. Neither of the earlier Expendables movies were good, per se, but as one with nostalgia for the days when Schwarzenegger and Stallone were action movie kings, I enjoyed seeing Every Action Star In the World dogpile into one series and make fun of each other. Highlight so far? Chuck Norris playing the Internet meme version of himself in episode 2.
The problem is that the series doesn't do enough of this: too much of it is played straight, as if we should take it seriously and forget that what it really is is a glorious amalgamation of references to our recent action movie heritage. Still, I'll be watching The Expendables 3 to see what kind of fun they can have with Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas, and the usual returning cast members.
August 22 - Sin City: A Dame To Kill For
Sin City was trashy but glorious and inventive with its striking visuals and attitude. It's probably also Robert Rodriguez's best film. With any luck, this will be more of that. There is reason to think it might be: rather than a cash-in sequel made in the wake of a success, this is simply another adaptation of more of the Frank Miller stories that the original was based on. It ought to work.
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