Sheesh...first we have the announcement of "How To Be Funny", then "Enchanted Forest", and now "It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Movie"???! There's new RinkWorks productions popping up like mushrooms after a big rain! Why, when I was a boy, we didn't have all these people with nicknames like "the Rink" all trying to be comedians, with their big fancy web sites. We didn't even have the Internet, or any of this email stuff! When I was a boy, if you wanted to send a message to your pals you had to walk through knee-deep drifts of snow in the woods! And this was no Enchanted Forest, let me tell you. Nosirree! Them woods had bears in it, and them bears was something fierce! Why, did I ever tell you the story about the time me and Ned Hooper was out playing back behind the old tool shed, and --SLAP!-- ...Oh. Sorry. Ah, anyway, great job, Sam! Can't wait for IAB,B,B,B,M to open, etc., etc.!

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