> Uh huh! I see. Eowyn14 is allowed to hit on you, but I'm not. Okay. Whatever. Means nothing to me. I'm not bothered. Not even one little bit. Not one teensie-weensie iota of a piece of bothered, that's me. No problem. All's well that ends well. Don't let me get in your way. I'm fine with that. No siree, no skin off my back. Nope.
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> Mou"shuddup shuttin' up"sie

Er um. I didn't think she was hitting on me and I sure didn't mean to sound like I was hitting on her. And for some reason I think she might be a bit young for me anyway (no offence if I'm wrong, Eowyn).
Anyone who wants to hit on me is welcome to. It *is* quite fun, you know. (I must say, before I came here, I never had a marriage proposal from someone who's never seen me and isn't even sure if I'm a guy or not.) They just shouldn't count on getting anything in return beyond a lot of silliness.
But since giving titles seems to be popular on this forum, if it makes you feel any better you can be my Official Love Slave and beat off anyone you see as competition with your Catwoman whip.

Brunnen-"wondering whether someone dubbed me the Official Forum Love Magnet when I wasn't looking"G