> > > > the ones i know of:
> > > > ...
> > > > Microsoft (just seeing if you're awake)
> > >
> > > Okay. That's it. It's gotten real old now. Anybody else who makes that joke gets a fish slap.
> >
> > Have you heard of the game that is played by just one parrot? It's called Mono Polly.
> > Does that rate a fish slap?
> > Howard
>
> No, but it *does* rate a Dope Slap.
> [Name the reference? Anybody?]
>
> Chr"missed something about Microsoft... need to come here more often..."is

You didn't miss anything here, Chris. It was in the papers, on the TV, shouted from the roof tops.... Microsoft is Monopolysoft!
Ouch! Was that another Dope Slap?
Howard