I found Don't Throw A Brick Straight Up to be quite funny (I especially like "Your body has enough holes in it already. Don't make more"), but what if the idiots of the world need more help? Post your own DTABSUs here!

- Don't set yourself on fire.
- Explosives are best left to trained professionals.
- Don't use a knife to shave yourself.
- Don't eat food that has mould growing on it.
- If your planet is under attack, under no circumstances should you call in more hostile aliens. (Thanks to Daniel Remar for this one!)
- Make sure your hands are dry before you change a light bulb.