> My boss has a bike that he drives around.
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> I'll grant it's pretty efficient when we need to go to the smoking area or the back of the building to find a fight. He can get there in no time.
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> BUT - the streamers and the horn have to go. Just not dignified. Even if they do make the bike pretty noticable in the hall.
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> teach

Horn? Hasn't he ever heard of a siren? But who am I to talk -- my bicycle only has a bell. Can I assume you are talking about a principal? How smart can you expect an ex-coach to be, anyway?

A bicycle in the hall reminds me of the time that I came out of my class room and met one of our younger teachers cruising down the hall on a skate board. He was really flying. Oh, did I mention that it was an in-service day and there were no students around to observe the spectacle.
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