> Wait! Maybe my doorbell doesn't go "ding dong" any more. It did, but the whole joint is being remodeled and we are living with our daughter. The last time I was at home, (yesterday) I noticed a new doorbell in the hall. Maybe tomorrow I can check. Who knows? Maybe the new one says "AhOOOOga!"

Could always have the one my step-dad installed. It would randomly switch between one of several farmyard animals, including horses, dogs, sheep, and cows.

He did want to get it to play the submarine 'dive' klaxon (as a submarine fan) but couldn't find a suitable sample to work with for it.