Why shouldn't RinkWorks have a leap day party? The procrastanater's club is having a leapday celebration on May 25, right after the Christmas party. If they can do it, why can't we?

And now for some quotes on completely different subjects:

"I will go to your funeral if you will go to mine."

"My brother is an only child."

I have never been able to finish anything on time. I was born three weeks after my birthday."

"If your parents never had any children, chances are that you won't either."

Well what did you expect with that subject line?