When pigs fly, airplanes will smell terrible.

The night is darkest before the dawn, especially when there is an inch of ice on the powerlines.

Dark street,
Bananan peel,
Fat man,
Virginia reel.

It's a dog's life, if you get free food, a little house of your own, and people who will pat your head and rub your belly.

Christmas has become a festival of kilowatts.

So a job well done never needs to be done over? Have you ever tried doing a good job of cutting the grass? How about a well-cleaned windshield? Thinking like that could put your barber out of business.