> Ah, yes. Jobs. I remember those. I am currently on an unemployed streak that has run some 14 years now, but I have worked as a bellhop, dishwasher, grocery bagger, pin setter, bread truck loader, paper boy, desk clerk, painter, factory worker, tobacco patch measurer, driver, teacher, principal, waiter, janitor, proof reader, reporter, editor, soldier, sales clerk, janitor, antique dealer, baby sitter, yard man, and probably a few other things I have forgotten. I never did any jobs that you could call weird, but sometimes I did them weirdly.

My list isn't nearly as impressive as yours, but I've had a few less years to work on that you have. Let's see... I have worked as a landscaper, grocery bagger, floor care specialist, cashier, cook, janitor, dishwasher, plastic injection mold packer, busboy, food server, meat carver, book binder, book packer, graphic artist, graphic designer, and web designer. So far. I don't think I left anything out. But I only included jobs I actually got paid for. I have done quite a bit of baby sitting, but not for hire.

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