I was wandering through some RinkWorks Graffitti just now and ran across a scrap from the all-time classic spoonerism. For some reason that I can't explain, I felt compelled to post the whole thing on this forum.

It seems that a shy young man went to work as a theatre usher. It was his first job, and he was nervous. Shortly before the house lights were to dim, the manager told him that a lady was sitting in the mayor's reserved seat, and it would be wise to reseat her before hizzoner got there.

So he went to the lady and said, "Mardon me paddom, but this treat is saken, may I sew you to another sheet?"

Sorry about that.
Howard