Some people think Spam is canned ham, but the truth has leaked out. Spam is actually the fruit of the spam tree that grows in Africa. The tough flexable bark of the spam tree is used to make computer boots, and the wood is sawed into circuit boards, also used in the computer industry. Even the chips of spam wood are used in computers.

Spam groves are the home of African rodents called computer mice. Computer mice are bad for Spam trees as they suck the juice out of the wood resulting in inferior quality circuit boards. Computers just don't work well without the proper amount of juice.

A recent mutation has produced computer mice without tails.

Most of them live in Nigeria where they grow and multiply among the spam trees. It is widely believed that spam imported from Nigeria via internet is of poor quality and greatly over priced. That's why we routinely delete spam from Nigeria.
Howard