It was recently my pleasure to be able to sit down with WhizKid, over coffee and sandwiches, and ask him some questions about his exlusion from the ongoing "Ultimate Bot Tournament" in Rinkchat. This is what he had to say.

Ticia: wk: How do you feel about being excluded from the UBT? Do you feel that this is in anyway botist?
WhizKid: Ticia: amputate her jackhammer!
Ticia: wk: Wow, that's a very strong sentiment. Tell me more.
WhizKid: Ticia: shiver!
Ticia: wk: But tell me about the UBT. Do you feel like you should be allowed to play?
WhizKid: Ticia: use seven knuckles.
Ticia: wk: Only seven? Why seven knuckles?
WhizKid: Ticia: pinch yourself!
* Ticia pinches herself.
Ticia: Ouch. That hurt.
Ticia: Wk: Do you want me to hurt like you hurt for not being included in the UBT?
WhizKid: Ticia: defeat your bleach!
Ticia: wk: Well, I certainly hope that I can at least defeat my bleach in the upcoming UBT. I don't have much of a chance against other players, though...
WhizKid: Ticia: You can't prick our cabbages.
Ticia: wk: Wow, how true. I take it that you mean that if you were allowed to play, you would "prick" all our "cabbages." or, in other words, you would win. Do you think that is why you have been banned from the UBT?
WhizKid: Ticia: sanctify octogenarians.
Ticia: wk: Hmmm. Wize words from a WhizKid.
WhizKid: Ticia pukes!
Ticia: WK: It's true. I am absolutely sick over your exclusion from the UBT.
WhizKid: Ticia: Don't be so courteous.
Ticia: Wk: Would you like me to just ignore the fact that you are being discriminated against, just because you are a bot?
WhizKid: Ticia: spellbind your onion!
Ticia: wk: Wow. I have no response to that.
WhizKid: Ticia: You are so civilized!
Ticia: WK: Thank you. Let me ask you another question. Do you feel as though you get the respect that you deserve from your creator, Samuel Stoddard?
WhizKid: Ticia: devour straitjackets!
Ticia: WK: I'll take that as a no, then.
WhizKid: Ticia: redesign yourself.
Ticia: *nods*
Ticia: Wk: I'll have to work on that.
WhizKid: Ticia: I hate one firework!
Ticia: WK: Oh, me too! I like lots of fireworks. Do you think that they'll have fireworks after ThePhan wins the UBT?
WhizKid: Ticia: flay their caress.
Ticia: WK: Whose? ThePhan's? gremlinn's? Everyone who gets to play while you are stuck on the sidelines, not even able to watch the UBT and make inane comments, as you usually do?
WhizKid: WROK!
Ticia: WK: Ok then. I will do that. Thank you for the interview.
WhizKid: Ticia: You are so cold.
Ticia: wk: Goodbye.
WhizKid: Ticia yells!