Why can't dogs dance? Because they have two left feet. That's from "Shortcuts."

"Wait for the knock, Ernie. Opportunity doesn't send emails."
--Frank

You won't have to read Doonesbury for yourself. It's sure to be on CNN.

Bizarro is the best of today's funnies. There is this kid sitting at his computer. His father, obviously a pirate and holding a treasure map, looks disappointed. The kid is saying . . . . . Naw, I won't tell you. It's funnier if you read it yourself.

Sometimes I don't get Non Sequitur. But today, I may have understood more than Wiley intended. I think the bear represents Canada.

Speaking of Non Sequitur,* the Cape Cod accent seems to be on loan to Foxtrot today.
Howard
*What th' heck does that mean?