> THE RINKWORKS MESSAGE FORUM
> Ultra-condensed by Darien
>
> Sam: Here are my insightful opinions and movie reviews.
>
> Darien: Whine, whine, complain...
>
> Stephen: I am the Supreme Dictator! Bow down to me!
>
> Issachar: I'm not Darien. Yes I am. No, we're really not.
>
> Brunnen-G: Seen any giant evil space bugs lately?
>
> Spider-Boy: No, but I saw one in a comic book once.
>
> Chris: Let me tell you the best way to eat a giant evil space bug - raw.
>
> Darien: Whine, whine, complain...
>
> Morris Cecil Glalet, Th.D: In case you have fogotten the date, I shall be so kind as to remind you.
>
> Byron: My God. I am *so* great... My God.
>
> Unipeg: Bye! I have a bike trip to go on!
>
> Minamoon: I'm Darien's girlfriend. We'll win the bathmat.
>
> Sam: Um, yes, well... that's nice... let's talk about something insightful now. Or recent movies.
>
> Darien: Whine, whine, complain...


THE RINKWORKS MESSAGE FORUM.... CONTINUED
Ultra-condensed by Wolfspirit


Brunnen-G: Don't call me Brunnen.

Faux Pas: Because otherwise we'd think you're Brünnhilde, right?

unipeg: woah, i like being a happy narwhal. i'm not a formal penguin....really

Paul A.: Sure I can get you a Kosher Shakespeare. You want fries with that?

Spider-Boy: !telmaHs'tifieract'nodI-tiotniMOODkrewtsumuoyyebo

Balanthalus: *looks at a few posts in the DOOM thread, scratches head* Could this be the most useless post ever? It certainly isn't on *my* Top 100 list.

Brunnen-G: Yes, well I'm not going to bother read it. It's not darkly significant enough.

Raven: ~winks softly~ As the twig is bent, the tree inclines~

Howard: This forum Domination thing is getting just plain silly. It is time to inject a serious note into this hodge podge of drivel. Like racing car predictions - that's the ticket.

Tom Schmidt: May I suggest Elmira College, hotbed of fringe forum fanaticism?

Dave: That Recent Messages page is only good if you read it every day, and who has time for that? Besides, I keep telling Sam he'd kill four birds with one stone, and the problem would resolve itself, if only he had the guts to delete 207.10.37.X like he did before. Ha!

Sam: Just for that, you'll see how viciously I will praise Dave's suggestion.

Minamoon: Think again - if anyone threatens Darien and that bathmat, they'll have to deal with me first. Oshiokio! In the name of Mars, I may have to punish you. ^_^

Howard: Dagnabit, you young whippersnappers. I'll run over those troublemakers with my motorscooter.

famous: Yay! Howard dethrones Stephen. I'm the new Number 2!

Jimmy of York: So you want ketchup with that?

Dracimas: Not necessarily. With the recent PC99 specs, the parallel port is coded pink, the serial is green, the keyboard connector is mauve, and that thing... I really don't know what color that one's supposed to be...

Darien: (suspiciously) What's *that* thing doing here? Where do you think you're going with *that* in this thread?

Wolfspirit: It's a chainsaw. I only carry one around for emergencies.

Mousie: Then I'll have a Cheeseburger, eight cans of soda, and a double order of Milk Duds with mine, thanks.

Chris: Foolish, foolish Rinky dinks. Let me tell you the best way to eat a giant evil space bug-- raw!